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Your group chat, finally exposed.

Who keeps the group alive, who cancels everything, who sends 3-minute voice notes: an award for everyone, backed by their own messages.

Thursday Football ⚽
41,280 messages
Karim
who's down for soccer thursday18:02
Hugo
me18:03
Théo
depends did u book?18:40
Karim
no but if we're 10 i'll book18:41
down18:45
Max
[voice note 2:47]19:30
Hugo
max tldr pls19:31
Théo
ok actually i can't make it22:10
Karim
classic 💀22:11

What Otto looks at

  • ✓Who talks most and who starts the conversations
  • ✓Everyone's voice notes, media and emojis
  • ✓The plans that happen… and the ones that fall through
  • ✓The group's record month
  • ✓An award for every member

What people ask him

  • “Who holds the group together?”
  • “Who's the funniest?”
  • “Who's a bit left out?”

FAQ

How does Otto work?+

You export a chat from WhatsApp, iMessage, Instagram or Messenger, import it here, and Otto crunches the stats (who talks most, reply times, hours, emojis…) then writes a report with scores, exact quotes, awards and a verdict.

Is it free?+

The preview is free: all the stats and the first analysis. The full report costs €9.99, one-time payment, no subscription.

Are my chats safe?+

The file is read directly in your browser and isn't stored on our servers. Only a text excerpt is sent to our AI provider to write the report; we don't keep it, and it's never used to train an AI. You can delete everything in one click from the report page.

How do I export a WhatsApp chat?+

iPhone: open the chat, tap the name at the top, “Export Chat”, then “Without Media”. Android: ⋮ → More → Export chat → Without media. Then import the .zip or .txt file.

What about iMessage, Instagram or Messenger?+

iMessage: export the conversation as .txt from a Mac with a tool like imessage-exporter or iMazing. Instagram and Messenger: request a download of your information in JSON format from Meta's Accounts Center, then import the chat's message_1.json file.

Now it's your chat's turn.